Ah! Suburbia!
October 23, 2005 by Edward
Filed under 2005, Critical Opinion
To the piteous woman in the silver mini-van in Pitt Meadows, who honked at me, shook her fist, and exposed me to the most hatred filled countenance I’ve seen since ‘Dawn of the Dead’:
After you roared up behind me, you had to wait five seconds for me to turn right before you could charge past. Five whole seconds! Was that really such an imposition on your life? Was Wal-Mart holding a time-limited sale on plastic Adirondack patio chairs that you just couldn’t miss? I realise that life in the suburbs can be dreary for a Jesus-whipped ex-cheerleader, but that’s no reason to take out your hostility on unsuspecting cyclists. Does the phrase ’share the road’ ring a bell?
By the way – love the hair! Who’s your topiarist?
