Category Archives: 2005

My annual disparaging review of St. Paul’s festive display. Nothing says ‘Jesus’ like aluminum scaffolding. Continue reading →

It’s a good thing that I’m technically homeless right now and taking assorted house-sitting gigs. My transience will make it more difficult for George Bush’s B1 bombers to find me. Did you catch the news today? According to the Daily … Continue reading →

Yet another potential road-rage incident constructively redirected to a safe, textual outburst. Continue reading →

I, Edward, defender of forests, eater of soy products, and catcher-releaser of bathtub spiders, have brutalized to the point of death one small, defenseless mouse. I was coming home from school, about to put the key in the front door … Continue reading →

Well, I am now in my second week of school. In some ways it’s like being back in high school, except for the absence of physical violence, insane faculty and puberty-driven angst. There are more than a few first year … Continue reading →